A Ditty About 11 Ascot Parkway
She creaks, she groans, she’s a little bit tired,
Not quite the home that most have desired.
The carpets have stories (we won’t ask why),
The kitchen’s seen better… like, way back in time.
The blinds hang on with a whisper and prayer,
The bathrooms? Well… best enter with care.
And just so you know, it’s sold as is,
No fixes, no touch-ups — what you see is what’s his.
But strip it right back and what do you see?
A layout with promise… and real opportunity.
Four beds, two baths, space to create,
A canvas this big doesn’t come up that great.
So bring your ideas, your hammer, your crew,
This horror could turn into something brand new.
It’s not for the timid — consider this fair,
Roll up your sleeves… all it needs is some care
Disclaimer:
- Property being sold in as is condition
- We anticipate this property to generate huge interest, and due to the nature of the property a price guide is almost impossible. However we think it's likely to sell in the mid to high 600s - though we could be well off the mark!
Disclaimer:
This information is provided for general information purposes only and is based on information provided by the Seller and may be subject to change. No warranty or representation is made as to its accuracy and interested parties should place no reliance on it and should make their own independent enquiries.
This property at 11 Ascot Parkway, Bertram is a four bedroom, two bathroom house sold by Team Bremner at Bremner Property Group on 25 Mar 2026.
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Bertram is a relatively new suburb within the City of Kwinana that first began development in 1999. The decade between 2001 and 2011 saw the suburb experience accelerated growth. Spanning three square kilometres, Bertram is bound by Thomas Road to the north, Kwinana Freeway to the east, Bertram Road in the south and the Mandurah railway line in the west.
The facilities and amenities within Bertram exist primarily to service its residents, such as the Bertram Shopping Centre, which includes a chemist, newsagency and a supermarket. There are three major parks in Bertram that provide great outdoor spaces to explore and there is one local primary school.