180 Central Avenue, Inglewood WA 6052

Don’t buy it.

Do not buy this home. Here’s why you’ll regret it. (Buckle up lovers, it’s a long list.) Character features throughout the original part of the house will ruin you for the outside world. The art gallery? Pfft. A gorgeous Melbourne B&B? Bah. We mean, polished Jarrah floorboards, high ornate ceilings, architraves, cornices, and picture rails. Ugh. Who wants that? The formal lounge with picture frame window and leadlight French doors offering that picturesque view. What will you do when you feel like something ordinary and being bored senseless? The open-plan living and kitchen in the extended part of the home gives you access to everything going on while you cook up a storm. Ergh. People. Who wants to entertain and be part of the action? Cherished moments and fun times with friends are so overrated. And let’s not forget you're only 1k from the front entrance of Mount Lawley Senior High School, so families with older children or investors can guarantee a top-notch education. Darn it, weren’t you looking forward to paying a small fortune in private school fees?

Oh! Downtime! You’ll regret living in the middle of the Best ‘Hood In WA if you’re not a fan of having countless, incredible dining options at Perth’s best eateries every night (lunch, brunch, cake, coffee…) Willing Coffee/Bar Vino is within hollering distance (60m) and Betty and Dave’s is just down the road for a delicious lunch (350m). Who wants such a brilliant blend of culture and convenience? A casual Parmi at the Inglewood Hotel (400m), Indian fine dining at Chakra (600m) or pasta and pizza at Three Coins Trattoria (750m). And Woolies, Mondo's, and Aldi are all within walking distance for when it’s time to stretch your home cooking muscles. You’ll definitely regret having such easy access to the Perth CBD, with buses coming along the Beaufort Street strip every quarter hour (or less) during peak hour. Won’t you miss spending hours stuck in traffic? Yeah, don’t buy this house. It’s so darn perfect every other house on the market will look dull in comparison.

Act soon. Or you’ll really, actually, regret it.

Hit Natalie up now (call or email) for more details. Or rock up to the home open.

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Buyers from the Mid $900,000’s are encouraged to come and inspect the property with all offers presented as received and responded to on or before the campaign end date of 5:00pm Monday the 26th of June 2023 (IF NOT SOLD PRIOR). The seller reserves the right to accept an offer prior to the campaign end date.

Lot size: 388sqm
Survey Strata. No common property. No strata levies.
Build Year: Circa 1925
Shire Rates: $1,849.78 per annum approximately
Water Rates: $1,344.72 per annum approximately